I've got a challenge for all you fashion mavens in Sugar-land: dress me up!

Basically, I've got $500 to spend on clothes, but I hate shopping and, as my chatter indicates, I'm stylishly impaired. Just look at what I'm wearing here!:

Me and My Scooter

I obviously need help. Forgive the idiotic face. I'm 5'8", 125-130lb, and 27 years old. No boobs, but a small waist combined with wide hips and shoulders. And I need clothes. These are my 2 favorite shoes in my small collection.

Requirements/Requests:
- Washing machine-able
- Easy to accessorize
- I love jewel tones
- Either warm or layer-able
- $500 limit
- I worked hard for my rockin' figure and would like to show it off. Especially my butt.

I'd like clothing that's pretty flexible: I could wear out with friends or on a date, as well as to my ultra high-end, classy interior design office. And since I don't shop too often, please refrain from trend-of-the-moment pieces (I'm looking at you super low-rise skinny jeans!).

I've got plenty of blazers, and all-purpose brown and black pumps. What else do I need?

Tag your list with "Dress Coddswaddle". Responding to this to give me a heads up is good, too!

Please help a fashion failure fly!